If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE
with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to
LURE him; If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your
PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
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I saw the joke up there in a forwarded email; which is damnnnnnnnnnnn long ago (year 2006?) and I still laugh at it. LOL.
Note it's just a joke! x)
